love me, hate my hips

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. That's up for discussion. (Although Mika seems to like girls like me.)

Hate me because my daughter's going to be a genius!

A new study says that curvy moms like me give birth to smarter kids. I knew my child rearing hips would come in handy one day. Amara's going to get into Harvard!

Or you can hate me because you aren't going to get a piece of my famous chocolate peanut butter bars. I made some to buy the affection of for my new co-workers. (Taawd, I'll make sure I leave you some, I promise.) Could be one of the reasons why I got curves to boot. Hmmmmm.


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