are all dance moms THIS mean?

I cannot believe that Amara's first dance class of the year has riled me up so much that I'm gonna blog about it. Again.

Would a friendly "hello" in response to my cheery greeting of "Happy New Year" kill them?

Does cracking a smile mean cracking through their icy personalities?

I don't understand how it was possible for me to find the dance studio with the most unfriendly moms.

I mean, I'm likable, aren't I?

They are cliquish. Funny, since I would never want to be like them.

But would showing some decency to the next mom do serious harm?

So if you're ever at Amara's dance class, let me offer you a piece of advice.

Come armed with mace.

Because you'll want to spray yourself in the eyes -- it would be less painful than sitting with these women for 60 minutes.


  1. Please, please, please invite me dance class. I've got to get a look at these mom-zillas.

  2. Oooo! Me too! Me too! James wouldn't let me buy a Dyson and now I'm ready to pick a fight! :)

  3. It's kinda depressing to find out this kind of crap still goes on beyond grade school!

    Boo to the beeyatchy dance moms!

  4. You are braver than me. We both know that we could kick some bitchy-mommy ass. I just dont know if I could hold off for so long! kudos!

  5. Possibly all dance classes are like that. I got kicked out of dance class when I was three years old because I wanted to play and had trouble doing serious dance moves... and recently my 4-year-old niece got kicked out of HER dance class for the same reason! So I am not too fond of preschool dance classes... Good luck to Amara though! Hope she doesn't get kicked out!

  6. So what's the problem? You should fit right in!! LOL...Just kidding! Don't kick my ass please!


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